Passing Time

Hello World!

Life is less boring now that I can blog again!

But there is so much more to life than surfing the Internet. In between blogging and practicing karate inside mommy's womb, I've recently started swimming lessons.

It goes pretty much like this: One backstroke, two backstrokes, and thud--my head slams into mommy's bladder. For some reason this stops mommy in the middle of whatever she's doing--usually myspacing--and she runs off, jostling me around so much that I have to end swimming lessons for a few minutes.

That's all for now.

Ciao,

Baby Pham

Baby Pham is Back!

Hello world!

So sorry it's been so long since I last blogged. But at least I haven't taken as long as Jeff Tatarchuk. Uncle Jeff, it's time for you to blog!

I've had a series of setbacks which prevented me from blogging. First, my internet service provider refused to continue providing me service to Mommy Vanessa's womb. They said they didn't know where to send me the bill! Second, I out grew my water resistant keyboard (you know, the one that I have to use because of all the aminotic fluid in mommy's belly).

It took forever for the postal service to figure out where to ship my new keyboard. Finally I had to email them my GPS location, and told them it was alright just to leave it at mommy's belly button and I would take care of the rest. I finally got an internet connection again after I figured out how to pirate Southern's wi-fi.

A lot's changed since I last blogged.

I'm now 36 weeks old and 18 inches long!

It sure is getting cramped in here. Maybe I can get more room if I rest my iMac on mommy's bladder...

Ciao,

Baby Pham